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August 24, 2005
The Inevitable Return of The Pretty Girl Virgin
Right now, Im sitting in my living room trying to convince myself that I don't want to pay $9 to go to the movies alone. I want to go to the movies, but it's getting a bit late. Plus, the $9 charge is turning me away. I could've made the matinee earlier in the day, but I had other things to take care of. Maybe I'll go tomorrow evening.
I really want to see The 40 Year Old Virgin. The title makes me laugh. I'm anxious to see the film.
Geez...I can't imagine being that old & still a virgin. God that would be horrible. I'd be so depressed if I were 40 years old, unmarried and still "pure". lol. That sounds silly, but I'm being real. I think I'd question God on a daily basis.
I'd be like, "Dude...WHY AM I NOT GETTING ANY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?"
I don't want to be a 30 year old virgin (Sorry Mr. Dye)...let alone be 40 and still not "know" a husband.
I can deal with being age 26 and not having been with a man. I'm actually proud of my being able to make it this far without doing it.
My bestfriend asked me a question that had already crossed my mind many times before.
She said, "Have you ever thought about what it would be like if we wanted for our lives never came to pass?"
I said, "I have. Are you talking life in general or specific aspects?"
She said, "I'm talking about marriage & family. What if we never get married and have kids?"
I jokingly replied, "You mean like being 50 years old, never married and never had sex?"
We laughed out loud together and she said, "Exactly." We then had a funny discussion about what we think life might be like as "eternal virgins".
The Eternal Virgins...now that's a screenplay waiting to happen. lol
My friends and I are now playing a guessing game. We are guessing which one of us will be married with a child by the age of 35. Everyone (including myself) said that it would be me.
God...I hope we're right.
Just For Laughs
All Over The World Put Your "V's" Up In The Air...
right-click & save to your own computer...
Posted by Timi at August 24, 2005 8:14 PM
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Dude said "...why follow the world, baby be just like me, orginal ex-criminal and OG, who's waitin for just the right FREAK just to marry, and then put a little baby in her belly..."
LOL...that's GANGSTA! I hope and pray you get a little baby in your belly before you're 40.
Steve Carrell is a funny dude. The basketball game episode of The Office came on the other night...OMG my sides were killing me! I got to get that DVD this weekend.
Peace and Blessings!
Posted by: B.I.C at August 25, 2005 11:27 AM
I think I'm one of the few (or only) person who doesn't wanna see 40 yr old virgin. That's like my biggest fear come to life lol. Seriously though, it kinda freaks me out, so I rather stay faaaar away from that flick. I'm sure it'll be funny though.
LOL @ Sorry Mr. Dye, I had made that same comment in an old post of mine before I met J, but he read it. He doesn't take it that personal.
Posted by: Christine at August 29, 2005 2:16 PM
No offense?
ehh, none taken.
now, you'll never last, however, if you keep turning down people for wedding-date invites. (i'll tell you and maybe a few others about the wedding later. not public stuff.)
good to be back,
one searching to find that perfect peace, (i ain't gonna do it just to do it!)
j.
Posted by: stood-up? at August 29, 2005 4:53 PM
Lol. You are nuts.
My friend judith and i have decided to become eternal virgins. we've decided that sex is too much for us to handle, so why even have it? we're going to write a book called "i kissed sex goodbye even though i've never really did it." then we are going to go around doing conferences with our husbands and sharing our testimony of how we waited and waited and waited and waited...
LOL.
Eternal Virgins...a screenplay? Hmm...i might steal that for the screenwriting class i'm taking now. i've been looking for ideas. :-P
Posted by: Gabi at August 30, 2005 7:48 PM
Yeah...that eternal virgin thing just aint natural!
Posted by: B.I.C at August 31, 2005 10:33 AM
great post.
Posted by: HumanityCritic at August 31, 2005 1:19 PM
honey,
you know i love you. but your page is empty. and you're about the only person in our enclave who isn't affected by school starting up again.
write something.
oh, and you might wanna check out further up. peace.
Posted by: stood-up... at September 1, 2005 8:27 AM
Holy Crap! I have been looking for this MP3 for years. Even Pigeon won't give it to me. I even asked his wife the last time I saw her....
Thank you so much for having it.
Posted by: Just Someone at September 30, 2005 4:21 AM
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