USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

That:
I recieved The Ambassador's CD "The Thesis" in the mail this past weekend, so I'm really excited about that. I've listened to it many times, but I still have yet to formulate an opinion on it. I guess I'll do that in a later post

This:
I recently began wearing contacts regularly. Though I'm quite fond of my glasses, these contacts are starting to grow on me. People notice them too. They don't notice my eyes because I wear an odd contact color (which I don't), but they notice me because they aren't used to seeing me without a pair of glasses on my eyes. I just may ditch the frames one day.

That:
My GYN Doc. is exiting the state, so I'm in search of another OB-GYN. She recommended a doctor to me, but that doctor isn't accepting new patients. I was forced to pull out the insurance manual & search for one. My aunt recommended one of my cousin's. My cousin Jason is a Gynecologist, but I have huge objections about going to see him. #1, He's a man. #2, He's my cousin. #3, He's my cousin. Do you see the conflict of interest here. I don't want my cousin looking at my cookies. That would be so awkward, and it would make me feel extremely uncomfortable. So, I opted for another doctor.

This:
"Desperate Housewives" has become my new guilty pleasure. I am hooked on this show. Now that Alfre Woodard has joined the cast, I'm going to be even more fascinated with the series. My cousin Andy loves the show as well. She asked me which 'Housewives' character does she most resemble. I suggested that she'd be most like Eva Longoria's character Gabrielle. She said that I'd be Susan. I expected her to say Bree Van De Kamp...definitely not Susan. So I took it upon myself to take the Desperate Housewives Quiz. I guess Andy was right after all.

Here are my results...View image

That:
Today I tried to spark a conversation with a lady that was sitting on a bench with my friends & I. I said, "When is your due date?" assuming that she was expecting. She ignored me. My friend said that she didn't hear me. So I repeated it. The lady gave me this evil look of contempt and said, "I'm not pregnant!" She got up & walked off. I felt so embarassed. Her stomach was huge. I didn't know that she wasn't pregnant. Next time, I'll be anti-social.