Like Woe! #2

Woe to My Co-Worker

This punk had the audacity to ask me if I were a lesbian. I guess it wouldn't have offended me as much if it weren't random. He just asked me this ish out the blue. I nor the other person he aired the question was expecting it. I was talking with another co-worker. She & I were laughing about some jokes on Chris Rocks latest Comedy Stand-up. This dude dampens our mood with that question. He said that he was only joking, and I believe him BUT you don't ask nobody some random crap like that. That's how rumors get started. This is the same guy who calls me Tramaine. I'm really starting to believe that he is retarded...and I don't mean that in a funny way.

Woe to People Who Talk On Cell Phones While Driving

This annoys me so much. Not only does it annoy me, but it's dangerous. You're not completely focused on driving, when you're on the phone. That too is VERY inconsiderate. How hard is it to put the phone down & pay attention to the road. Today some chick talking on her cell phone made an illegal left turn & in the process smacked right into the side of an oncoming car. By the expression on her face, you could tell that she wasn't paying attention & that the collision caught her completely off guard.

Fortunately nobody was hurt in the crash, but the results could've been grim. There were a set of infant twins in the car. This girl's inattentiveness could've killed those babies. In fact, some chick's inattentiveness HAS killed a baby, which is why there are laws in this area forbidding the use of cell phones while driving. A few years ago, in Philadelphia, someone was talking on a cell phone & caused a crash. A baby girl died as a result of that crash. All because she wanted to run her yap on the phone & drive at the same time.

I feel very passionate about this issue. If my phone rings while I'm in the car, then I do not answer it. If you call me, and even give me the slightest hint that you are driving while talking to me, I'll make you call me back. Because I refuse to live with the sound of screeching metal & blood wrenching screams in my ears for the rest of my life as a result of you running into someone or something while trying to chat with me on the phone. I'd have to go to therapy 2 times a week because you couldn't wait to get to call me. HMPH!

Woe....

Oh yea, to my Australian readers...STAY AWAY FROM THE KANGAROOS. They only tell you this for your own good.

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australians living in the nation's drought-ravaged capital were warned on Wednesday to keep their distance from aggressive kangaroos after the iconic marsupials attacked one woman and killed a pet dog.

That says it all right there. But you people still will not take heed to the warnings.

...Another woman told how a kangaroo drowned one of the four dogs she was walking with a friend, attacking it in a pond and holding it under the water with its hind legs while it hit out at one of the other dogs with its front legs.

"My friend started shouting: 'There's a kangaroo in the pond. It's got Summer'. It was surreal, like your worst nightmare," Christine Canham told the Canberra Times newspaper.

"She was screaming and screaming. The kangaroo just stared back at us. I will never forget that."

Oh Snap! So the Kangaroo was drowning one dog from behind & beatin down another dog from the front. That's gangsta. LOL. Ya'll better leave those Kangaroos alone. This is a "When Animals Attack" segment waiting to happen. And ya'll know that's my favorite show...

Posted by Timi at July 7, 2004 10:57 PM | TrackBack